Samson Does Dale Does Anyone Have Any Favourite Bernard Samson Lines?

Does anyone have any favourite Bernard Samson lines? - samson does dale

I have much, but I think that sums up his life as it comes from faith, when he meets with Uncle Silas in the place of the father of Fiona.
"I tried what seemed like ages. Bernard Do not be stupid. You have a very good woman. You should be holding hands and knees with her."
"I am all the time," I said. "But I still separates a_se my pants."